RAQUEL – 7/10 – The world held its breath. Facepalm special from Stevie Clarke, master of irony. Never has a jersey been won and retained so justly and with the character arc of a classic superhero. He’s Peter Parker and Wolverine but he’s not good enough for Scotland, L.O.L. Constant motion, reliable and unreliable then reliable again as he cleared up his own mistakes. Tony sporting the holiest pair since Jesus took off his during a game of fives and said, ‘It’s too flaming warm, pass the sandals.” (). From wearing the hosiery of an early twentieth century Parisien street whore to yet again winning hearts and minds as he gave all for the cause. TONY THE TIGER – 7.5/10 – Socks, Tony! Socks! His agent sat in front of the telly, head in hands as the one word that had escaped him all contract talks shamed his client in front of the watching world. Kick-off held up for three minutes for… Socks. Liel Abada of Celtic celebrates with teammate Kyogo Furuhashi (R) after scoring their side’s third goal during the UEFA Europa League group G match between Ferencvarosi TC and Celtic FC at Groupama Arena on Novemin Budapest, Hungary.

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